“The rails hum, the fire hisses, and the cans whisper true: the world don’t owe you nothin’, but it’s full of signs if you know how to listen. Lean close, friend — today’s fortunes ride the smoke.”
♈ Aries (March 21–April 19)
The Aries can rattled like a freight car in a storm. Today, your fiery spirit wants to charge ahead, but the tracks are slick with rain. Slow your roll, hotshot — even the fastest train needs a good brakeman.
♉ Taurus (April 20–May 20)
The Taurus can sat heavy and stubborn in the dirt. Comfort calls your name today, but beware of gettin’ too cozy. A little discomfort now will save you a world of trouble later. Keep your boots laced tight.
♊ Gemini (May 21–June 20)
The Gemini can spun circles until it near ’bout dug a hole. You’re pulled in two directions today — one path easy, one path strange. Trust the one that feels like a good story, even if it’s uphill both ways.
♋ Cancer (June 21–July 22)
The Cancer can sloshed with ghost water, I swear it. Feelings flood your camp today, partner. Let ’em. Build a raft outta old regrets and float toward tomorrow. There’s dry land just past the next bend.
♌ Leo (July 23–August 22)
The Leo can caught the firelight and flared up bright. Glory’s sniffin’ around your trail today. If you got somethin’ worth singin’ about, belt it loud. But don’t let pride trip your boots on the way home.
♍ Virgo (August 23–September 22)
The Virgo can tilted just a hair, careful-like. You see the small cracks no one else sees today. Patch what you can. Don’t fret over what you can’t. Even the finest bridge has a loose board or two.
♎ Libra (September 23–October 22)
The Libra can balanced perfect atop a stone. Decisions weigh heavy today. Remember: ain’t no path truly level. Pick the one where the birds are singin’, even if the sky’s got a few storm clouds.
♏ Scorpio (October 23–November 21)
The Scorpio can rattled low and mean, then settled still. Secrets bubble up today like coffee on a hot plate. Guard what matters. Spill what don’t. And if a truth cuts deep, know it’s cleanin’ the wound.
♐ Sagittarius (November 22–December 21)
The Sagittarius can up and jumped without a breeze. Restless feet and wild hearts rule your hours today. Hit the road, but leave room for wrong turns — that’s where the real treasures hide.
♑ Capricorn (December 22–January 19)
The Capricorn can refused to move no matter how hard I poked it. Patience is your burden and your blessing today. Build your fires slow, stack your stones careful. Tomorrow you’ll see why.
♒ Aquarius (January 20–February 18)
The Aquarius can whistled a tune only the crows knew. Your mind’s out there wanderin’ today — let it. Chase wild notions, strange ideas. The best inventions started with someone talkin’ to the wind.
♓ Pisces (February 19–March 20)
The Pisces can danced like it was dreamin’. Dreams and visions spill out your pockets today. Pick the ones that shine brightest, even if they don’t make sense yet. Trust the river to know its way.
Signed, smoky-fingered and starlit,
— Hobo Harry 🌙🔥