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Hobo Harrys Horoscopes for Apr 16, 2025
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About the author
Hobo Harry, a self-proclaimed cosmic conduit and wandering mystic, reads the stars through the gleam of empty bean cans, blending street-born wisdom with celestial insight. Since a vision in a Toledo puddle in ’81, he’s roamed the rails, practicing his unique methods of can-gazing, soot-whispering, and trashfire meditation to divine the Zodiac’s secrets. Hobo Harry invites all wanderers to pull up a crate and listen to what the cans have to say.
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